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OP-ED: I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’VE NOTICED, BUT I’VE BEEN READING THIS NIETZSCHE BOOK ALL MORNING

CAPANNA—I admit, my wrists are a little tired from holding the book up so that you can see the cover, and I’m not really planning on finishing this coffee. But do you see this guy’s mustache? He knows his shit. Once, Nietzsche said that God is dead. That’s proof that God doesn’t exist.

In my opinion, Nietzsche was a 19th-century German philosopher and classical philologist born in Prussia.

What was Nietzsche’s philosophy, you ask? Well, he said that “The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it,” which means that, like, nobody knows what happens after you die. Like, to be able to do that you would have to die first. So if someone did know what happens after you die, they would be dead, so they couldn’t tell you.

I guess that sums up his philosophy.

I’m actually a bio/pre-med major. I just read this stuff for fun.

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IOWA CITY SUCKS LESS WITHOUT ANY STUDENTS

IOWA CITY—Amid empty residence halls and starkly few pairs of tits showing themselves at local bars, the great city of Iowa City is halfway through its month-long slumber for winter vacation. Only pathetic losers whose families are dead or who don’t love them, and ugly dorks who live in Daum and Mayflower, will be spending the winter holiday in town this year. “I like how quiet it is,” freshman Talia Bresson said Friday. “It’s nice to be able to urinate in the snow on the Pentacrest in the middle of the day without anyone seeing.”  Bresson will be at Capanna until they close New Year’s Eve, and then maybe see if she can see any fireworks from the parking ramp behind Burge.

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