KINNICK STADIUM–Following a supposed military flyover on Saturday which occurred minutes prior to University of Iowa’s football game versus Michigan, a handful of University students have come forward disputing the official account.
“There’s no way that was a flyover, man,” UI junior Bill Nequist told The Iowa Iowan. “That noise came out of the speakers.”
Although Nequist’s friends described him as being “blackout shitfaced” at the time of the incident, numerous other witnesses stand by his account.
“I heard the sounds of aircraft, but I couldn’t see anything, so I know nothing happened,” senior Jessica Lowenshone said.
“If a flyover did occur, it was definitely the gayest thing I’ve ever seen at an Iowa game,” Lowenshone added before taking part in the Pancheros’ Burrito Lift with her friends.
The Iowa Iowan is unable to verify the authenticity of the flyover claim, as all staffers were still too inebriated to reach an Iowa Air National Guard representative at press time. Video evidence of the alleged incident, however, was salvaged from the aftermath of the drunken ordeal.
