PHILLIPS HALL—Sophomore Harrison McWharter, 20, does not actually want to jam with you.
McWharter, a political science major and Minneapolis native who has been playing the electric bass for six years, told you today that you and he “should jam some time.”
This incident is the latest in a string of dishonesty on the part of McWharter. Sources say that McWharter has told over sixteen people, “We should jam some time,” since arriving at the University in the fall of 2009. He has made good on only one of these jam offerings.
“Normally I wear my Zeppelin shirt to class every day for the first week of the semester,” said McWharter in a phone interview Wednesday. “People usually ask me if I play guitar when they see it, and I tell them guitar is for pussies.”
When asked why he doesn’t want to jam with you, McWharter said that it was mostly because of the text you sent him right after class, asking him how “into Dave” he is.
