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STUDENT BINGES ON “HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER” IN FINAL STRUGGLE AGAINST ACADEMIC RESPONSIBILITIES

SLATER HALL—Todd Buchanan, a UI sophomore, says that it became painfully clear that he can no longer put off this semester’s schoolwork when not a single guy on his floor, the seventh floor of Slater Hall, would play Call of Duty with him Sunday night.

“It’s still basically syllabus week,” Buchanan said. “But they kept saying they had to study for their gen chem exam.”

It was a sobering moment for the Des Moines native. “I decided it was time to face reality. I’m gonna do all my homework unless I’m tired, and only go to class hungover on Fridays.”

Buchanan’s new lease on life will take effect “literally the second” he is finished watching all 5 seasons of How I Met Your Mother on DVD.

“Did you know that Neil Patrick Harris is gay in real life?” Buchanan said as the show’s theme song played in the background. “That’s why his character is so funny!”

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“COOL” DAD JUST KIDDING AROUND WITH COLLEGE STUDENTS

SLATER HALL—Richard Barnington, 51, was totally just having some fun, making jokes about beer and video games and stuff, with residents of Slater Hall Monday morning.

Barnington was in Slater Hall to help his daughter, Kylie, 19, move back in for the spring semester. Kylie carried a 24-pack of bottled water while her father pushed a luggage cart.

“I was in the elevator with a couple guys,” says Barnington, “and I totally just cracked a joke about them drinking in their rooms or something. It was hilarious.”

According to sources, freshman Trent Narehouse, 18, smirked at Barnington’s comment and continued to look at the floor of the elevator. “Kylie’s dad’s kind of weird,” Narehouse told a reporter for the Cedar Rapids Gazette. “Kylie’s pretty hot, though.”

Barnington was last seen turning his Chicago White Sox cap backwards in front of the men’s room mirror. When asked what his plans for the evening are, he said that he and Trent are “probably going to Airliner or something. I don’t know; I have to text him.”

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