PRESIDENT’S RESIDENCE—Oh my God, UI President Sally Mason is so not ready to go back to school on Monday.
Shit, I mean, President Mason has just been reading Texts from Last Night, watching Lost, and smoking bowls all week. She doesn’t want to have to start dealing with all that university-president stuff again.
“Not gonna lie,” President Mason told The Iowa Iowan Sunday, “I’m kinda thinking about just moving to Alaska and starting an online crocheting business, SallyNeedles.com.”
Like, you know that feeling when you wake up after really hot sex dream when you realize that you didn’t actually bang that MILF? That’s how Sally Mason feels about spring break.
President Mason spent Sunday night drinking Blue Moon and trying to remember what the fuck the Iowa Challenge is.
