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21-ORDINANCE RUINS LIVES

IOWA CITY—In the wake of one of the most controversial ordinances in recent Iowa City history, the ordinance to ban patrons under 21 from entering bars after 10 p.m., former employees of some of Iowa City’s now-closed bars struggle to make ends meet.

After the ordinance was upheld in the November 2010 election, bars in downtown Iowa City have gone from lucrative hotspots to collapsing empires.

“When Jakes closed, my life was basically shattered,” former One-Eyed Jakes bartender Dale Zarbynski, 24, told the Daily Iowan. “I went from making four hundred dollars every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, to drinking Hawkeye Vodka alone in my girlfriend’s apartment while she’s in class.”

“It’s not fair,” Zarbynski said, choking up. “It should be illegal to take away my livelihood like this. And I’m just one of dozens.”

One of the biggest draws of downtown bars like Jakes for 19- and 20-year-olds was the opportunity to remain sober all night.

“I just love the atmosphere,” said junior Kelsey Brent, now 21. “Back when I was 19, three or four times a week I would go to Summit so that I could pay the cover and then drink lemonade. I had some of my best memories there, entirely lucid.”

When asked whether she would have partaken in the consumption of alcohol if it was easy for her to acquire alcohol from the bars, Kelsey spoke for everyone her age when she said, “That’s not what’s fun about bars. You go there to dance and be sober. What more could you want?”

Now that bartenders like Zarbynski can no longer serve lemonade to patrons under 21, Iowa City’s downtown bars are becoming a thing of the past.

“I guess I’ll just have to go get raped at a house party,” said Brent with remorse. “And the lemonade at parties just isn’t as good.”

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SOPHOMORE’S RENEWED ACADEMIC COMMITMENT STILL GOING STRONG

IOWA CITY—Several hours into the Spring semester, University of Iowa sophomore Jenny Struck has so far upheld her commitment not to skip any classes this semester.

On Tuesday, Struck reportedly made it to her 8:30 Interpretation of Literature class a few minutes early so she’d have time to browse the class’s assigned literary anthology. Later on Tuesday, classmates report Struck was one of the first students in the Macbride Hall auditorium for her 10:55 Intro to Environmental Science class.

“If I don’t get at least C’s this semester, my dad said I’ll have to study abroad in Brussels instead of Paris next fall,” said Struck, a French minor. “One of my sorority sisters told me only poor girls go to Brussels.”

Struck’s commitment to limit her nights out to three per week could be challenged in the next few days. On Wednesday, The Summit is hosting comedy night; on Thursday, some of the girls from the Burge 2400s are going to Sports Column; on Friday, some shitty local bands are playing at Blue Moose; and on Saturday, Beta Theta Pi is allegedly hosting a “sick-ass party” with bootlegged Four Loko.

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